Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady?
Little old lady who?
Hey, I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
No, cars go brooomm, broooomm!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Lionel
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you tease him!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cook
Cook who?
Why you calling me cuckoo? You're the one who's cuckoo!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in we know you're in there!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arch
Arch who?
Bless you!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
Is there an owl out there!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Tank
Tank who?
You're welcome!

Q. What goes tick-tock woof?
A. A watch dog.

Q. What sort of horse does a vampire ride?
A. A nightmare.

Q. What did the traffic light say to the car?
A. Don't look, I'm changing.

Q. Why is a tomato red ?
A. Because it's blushing.
Q. Why is it blushing ?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing.

Q. What did the big candle say to the little candle?
A. I'm going out tonight.

Q. What biscuit can fly?
A. A plain biscuit.

Q. Why did the little girl only wear one boot?
A. She heard that the snow was only one foot deep.

Q. What's black and white and red all over?
A. A sunburnt penguin.

Q. What's black and white and red all over?
A. A newspaper.

Q. Do you know what type of lights Noah had installed on the ark?
A. Flood lights.

Q. Why do babies love to play basketball?
A. Because they love to dribble.

Q. What kind of baths do ghosts take?
A. Booble baths.

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